WHAT IF I SAY I’M NOT LIKE THE OTTERS
Having a conversation with my gf about eating her dead body if we were trapped in the wilderness and she died first.
I told her after I ate her thigh meat, I would cut a titty off, hollow it out and use the titty skin as a wave cap.
I could probably find aloe leaves to slick my hair down and put that titty doo rag on.
I’d die eventually but my hair would be laid.
one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying
i’ve been thinking about this for like 24 hours and just laughing
Nothing was the same